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樹熊症候群

連我自己也覺得最近得意忘形寫了太多食譜;其實除了揸鑊鏟,我還是個有血有肉的柔弱女人。我也有氾濫如洪水的感情要去申訴。我…將要離開我親愛的足足兩個星期之久,我們一起差不多三年也從未試過。事緣他家有事要在春假回港,又感內疚拋下我一人不顧,繼而訂了飛往紐約一週的機票擅自安排要我去「探望」我媽,當然還有一堆撫心話什麼兩年多沒見你媽實在不太好等等。

天呀!你送我到盧旺達也好,為什麼要我獨自「回去」(曾有人質疑我應否用「回去」來形容去紐約;我想我媽–家庭的依歸還住在那裡一天,我還是要依我來美的第一落腳點為「故鄉」吧)?由知道要與我甜心分別那天開始,我便為各樣問題擔心:我要怎樣跟我媽與她老公相處?我去到可以幹什麼?我去到冇車揸搭地鐵會否唔識路?我洗錢會否洗到破產?我應否跟我媽參加三天巴士團去我第一萬零一次的華盛頓丁丙?我會否在紐約識到個靚仔繼而嫌棄梁生要與他分手(vice versa)?我個IQ只有九十多的腦袋受不住這麼嚴峻的打擊,我昨晚還想到失眠,誰能救救我?

我現在天天發脾氣埋怨梁生離我而去(冤黎他話他同他外面的女人去夏威夷食瓜啦瓜拿蟹﹙世上並無此蟹﹚唔要我),機票又不能改(當然是里數換回來的低價貨),他明天還要飛去荒山野嶺密西根,禮拜三回來禮拜五便再飛回港,留我一人考大考,日日食榖種,然後獨自飛去紐約幫他買芝士蛋糕,而我又完全不知道那間蛋糕店在那裡,沒有他車我到大門口請埋我食餵埋我,我如何幫他買芝士蛋糕?叫我像遊客般柒拿住地圖通街走我又不依,出完街還要坐兩個鐘頭回媽的長島家,在長島又唔識路(我從前住布碌侖的呀)…我個頭著火啦!咦,或者我可以一到步便自隊十杯正宗長島冰茶,在我媽家昏睡七天,然後回家擘大眼就見番我甜心唔駛煩啦!

Comments

imak said…
你今天這個blog 主要是寫給梁生的吧!!

算罷啦...小姐, new york 有千千萬萬的東西可買, 沒有梁生就可以盡情了!
kristie said…
哈哈...(寫給梁生)你真知我心意...(同埋博我晌紐約多年無聯絡既朋友見字會搵下我囉)

你唔明架喇,我用佢張附屬卡我會好有內疚感,所以係一d都唔盡情....(碌我自己我又找唔掂條數)其實麻煩主要都係交通同唔知點對住媽咪咁耐嗟...
冬冬 said…
幾時去NY呀? 我都可能會去﹐呵呵~~
kristie said…
4/1-8,你返香港又去ny呀超級無敵幸福人?
冬冬 said…
我四月又可能會係NY呀~ 呵呵呵~
我五月先返香港。
kristie said…
喂 如果係真 約埋去玩?
mad dog said…
i know where Veniero's Pasticceria and Caffe' is! i've been there once. years ago. it's in lower manhattan, near soho. always crowded. but personally i don't like those cakes, too huge, too sweet.
kristie said…
mad dog:你有無食佢個cheese cake呀?真係係我成世人食過最最好食架!!
mad dog said…
forget what cake i ate last time, probably chocolate cos' i love chocolate. a friend who used to live there highly recommended us to go there, so we went. but was a little bit disappointed.
we were surprised to find some nicer cakes/desserts at some corner shops in mid-manhattan.
HanaMaru said…
Kristie!!!!!我4月中都會去NY吖!!!!
kristie said…
mad dog:佢係好正宗紐約意式蛋糕店,真係比較甜+膩,唔係件件到食得人(我試過件意式cheesecake,好難食),不過佢既ny cheesecake真係要試!!!!

hana:我7號就走喇,唔係可以約埋晌soho飲杯咖啡扮soho呀 >_<
HanaMaru said…
Hahahhaa.....有緣無份相見不到,真可惜啊!
:(
Anonymous said…
Veniero's丫﹐我知係邊﹐妳仲要唔要direction呢﹖

Google maps location
kristie said…
大雄:你個comment好遲呢~~
thanks for the link,
已經習慣車出車入既我怕真係蕩失路,哈哈.