Friday, May 26, 2006

最後衝刺

我花了一個小時把浴室裡所有的硬膠磚罅隙逐格擦乾淨,擦得我腰也直不起來後,又把全屋有平面的傢俬抹得像銀行的雲石地板;不過因為明天上溫哥華與他父母姨媽姑姐飲茶要見人,真正的整修工程才開始:洗澡的時候我把自己刷得滿身通紅好好去死皮;然後邊做深層清潔面膜邊剪手甲,再塗上磨沙油按摩一下;漂唇毛(註)的時候拔眉毛;做收毛孔水份面膜時剪腳甲;實行爭取每一分鐘。可想而知我就像一座日舊失修的唐樓,窗花搖搖欲墜要跌落街。
You Are Oscar the Grouch

Grumpy and grouchy, you aren't just pessimistic. You revel in your pessimism.

You are usually feeling: Unhappy. Unless it's rainy outside, and even then you know the foul weather won't last.

You are famous for: Being mean yet loveable. And you hate the loveable part.

How you life your life: As a slob. But it's not repelling as many people as you'd like!

所以測驗結果指明我是住在垃圾桶的oscar the grouch。

註:我不是天生天養的氧氣美女,沒有漂唇毛的我是隻烏嘴狗。

人家被稱為辣妹的大S也推介呀。這是從她的書《美容大王》抽出的圖片。

3 comments:

HanaMaru said...

真的有效嗎?沒有副作用嗎?

kristie said...

如果你皮膚敏感可能就唔得囉,
佢有支pre-conditioner俾你搽下先,
之後個main course就5分鐘左右,
你可以晌DR/walgreens買到.
我用左差唔多7年喇,
可能副作用係我short short地.-_-

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