最後衝刺

我花了一個小時把浴室裡所有的硬膠磚罅隙逐格擦乾淨，擦得我腰也直不起來後，又把全屋有平面的傢俬抹得像銀行的雲石地板；不過因為明天上溫哥華與他父母姨媽姑姐飲茶要見人，真正的整修工程才開始：洗澡的時候我把自己刷得滿身通紅好好去死皮；然後邊做深層清潔面膜邊剪手甲，再塗上磨沙油按摩一下；漂唇毛（註）的時候拔眉毛；做收毛孔水份面膜時剪腳甲；實行爭取每一分鐘。可想而知我就像一座日舊失修的唐樓，窗花搖搖欲墜要跌落街。

You Are Oscar the Grouch

Grumpy and grouchy, you aren't just pessimistic. You revel in your pessimism. You are usually feeling: Unhappy. Unless it's rainy outside, and even then you know the foul weather won't last. You are famous for: Being mean yet loveable. And you hate the loveable part. How you life your life: As a slob. But it's not repelling as many people as you'd like!

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

所以測驗結果指明我是住在垃圾桶的oscar the grouch。

註：我不是天生天養的氧氣美女，沒有漂唇毛的我是隻烏嘴狗。

人家被稱為辣妹的大S也推介呀。這是從她的書《美容大王》抽出的圖片。